There are two cats trying to cross a river. One of them is English, and is called 'One, Two Three', the other, a French one, is named Un, Deux, Trois. Which one do you think succeeded in getting across the river?
One, Two, Three of course, because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
This is a truly horrific joke, I know, and one that shouldn't really appear on an English Language improvement website, because you need to know the French for one, two, three, four, five (Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq) to understand it, but I love it, and it's my website, so there!